Friday Morning "Beef"!

I have a beef.....I HATE FRUIT FLIES!!!!! These little insects are ruining my life!!! These tiny little creatures inhabit my kitchen from about mid August until I guess the first freeze. I thought getting rid of the bananas (by the way, I have always had a hard time spelling bananas until Gwen Stefani came out with the song "Holla Back". Thanks Gwen!!) in my kitchen on the little banana stand would do the trick.....OH NO! They are still here and in full force! Where do these freaks of nature come from anyway. If Jamesen were home he could probably tell me, considering the fact that he knows EVERYTHING there is to know about any animal, mammal or insect mind you. They seem to multiply and grow......and you can't kill them....they are SO FAST! I have tried "clapping" them between my palms, slapping them with a dishtowel, and so far what has worked best is just spraying them with Lysol antibacterial spray.....in mid flight mind you. They make me want to scream!!!!!!!! But when I do that, it startles the Wiener Dog and he comes out from under his blanket wanting to go outside only to sniff , roll and scratch in the grass, or simply take in the view on the back porch. I just don't have time for that....we don't have a fence and I can't leave the vicious animal alone outside. So instead of screaming, I blog. My dad always told my mom to "write a letter" and file it when something makes her angry. It was the safest way to get out her frustrations without getting into trouble. Boy would she love blogging......if only she could figure out the stinkin' computer.......sorry mom.

If anyone can shed some light on my ordeal, I am all ears!!!!! I think I am feeling a bit better now.....